Author Archives: MJM
“Those that don’t go don’t know…Those that can’t stay can’t say.”
Let’s go boys; scrape a trot!
Be careful, that’s tighter’n Dick’s hatband just before it busted!
If your’e going to be STUPID, you’d better be TOUGH!
Can’t you plow that ol’ mule to lay off a straight row? It’s as crooked as a dog’s hind leg!
Everthing is just hunkadora!
That old man is tougher than a lightered knot!
We sure got hot that day; bout got bear caught!
Wake up and pee; the prairies on fire!
He shore was gun shy!