Author Archives: MJM

decorations

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

You might be a redneck if all your decorations have horns!

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Spanish Moss

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

Spanish moss: Redneck grease rag.

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You might get hurt

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

“Go ahead and catch him.” Dad never said, “Wait, you might get hurt.” Rather, “Go ahead and catch him.”

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(Dead on the highway.)

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

That old dog is countin’ mufflers.

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(Someone who annoys you by whistling all day)

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

Whistledick!

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(A name for a small boy.)

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Tick Turd!

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(Onions)

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

My dad said he wouldn’t eat anything a hog wouldn’t eat!

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Cracker Say-ins

Posted on November 14, 2010 by MJM

Raised on a Florida farm and ranch I’ve been exposed to quite a few “Say-ins”. Once Cousin Charles an I started putting my escapades together, I was amazed at how many there are. Throughout “Wild and Wooley and FULL OF FLEAS”, I … Continue reading →

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