Monthly Archives: November 2010
DICK IN THE DIRT Most of the time it means “somethins dead”…except for in Jakes case
Lesgo, boys, There’s no rest for the weary!
He is weaker than a popcorn fart!
Just let the hair come with the hide!
We really had a tough row to hoe!
That ol’ rat ran like a scalded dog!
Letting the cat out of the sack is a lot easier than putting him back!
Never test the depth of the water with both feet!
Dad said, “That tased so bad I had to lick my a– to get the tast out.”
You might be a redneck if all your decorations have horns!