Those praries were burned as black as a coon’s ass in gallberry season!
DICK IN THE DIRT
Most of the time it means “somethins dead”…except for in Jakes case
Lesgo, boys, There’s no rest for the weary!
He is weaker than a popcorn fart!
Just let the hair come with the hide!
We really had a tough row to hoe!
That ol’ rat ran like a scalded dog!
Letting the cat out of the sack is a lot easier than putting him back!
Never test the depth of the water with both feet!
Dad said, “That tased so bad I had to lick my a– to get the tast out.”