decorations

You might be a redneck if all your decorations have horns!

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Spanish Moss

Spanish moss: Redneck grease rag.

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You might get hurt

“Go ahead and catch him.”

Dad never said, “Wait, you might get hurt.” Rather, “Go ahead and catch him.”

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(Dead on the highway.)

That old dog is countin’ mufflers.

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(Someone who annoys you by whistling all day)

Whistledick!

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(A name for a small boy.)

Tick Turd!

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(Onions)

My dad said he wouldn’t eat anything a hog wouldn’t eat!

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Cracker Say-ins

Raised on a Florida farm and ranch I’ve been exposed to quite a few “Say-ins”.

Once Cousin Charles an I started putting my escapades together, I was amazed at how many there are.

Throughout “Wild and Wooley and FULL OF FLEAS”, I post them as they pertain to a particular story.

Here are just a few… I’m sure there are others so please let me know if I missed some.

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You cain’t gitalivin’ on sandy land!

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